Define "Science" If you have school-agers, you'll enjoy these real science exam quotes from 11-year-olds. They're excerpted from the hilarious e-funnies "Kids and Science" by Mel Kaye.

"Equator: A managerie lion running around the Earth through Africa."

"Germinate: To become a naturalized German."

"Liter: A nest of young puppies."

"Magnet: Something you find crawling all over a dead cat."

"Momentum: What you give a person when they are going away."

"Planet: A body of Earth surrounded by sky."

"Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot."

"Vacuum: A large, empty space where the Pope lives."